Even statistically, my life sucks.
January 7, 2007
This quiz confirms it!
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  4.3 |
| Mind: |  3.7 |
| Body: |  5.2 |
| Spirit: | 5.5 |
| Friends/Family: | 4.1 |
| Love: |  0 |
| Finance: |  6.2 |
| Take the Rate My Life Quiz | |
Note how the love life is a 0? This supports my suspicion that I will inevitably be alone for the rest of my life. My dear friend Liza was bemoaning the other night how she had taken the free personality test at eHarmony.com, and had only gotten six matches. So I took it, and it said that they couldn’t match me with anyone in the world. Very sad, indeed.
/whining
when it comes to you I’m so fucking easy
right now I’d like to strangle you
but if you call tomorrow I’ll forgive and not quite forget
kiss you and stroke you and shiver
when you tell me I’m beautiful
try a little harder to make you love me
until you stop calling again
(you always do)
My Best Friend
January 7, 2007
For Liza, who no longer has a blog.
Saturday night in January
it’s raining global warming
we stand in front of the half-lit cafe
smoking cloves and talking
about the men in our lives,
freaks and assholes all.
We laugh and
she’s the only one I’m comfortable with enough to truly
relax relax relax.
There’s no place I’d rather be.
